Thursday, February 26, 2009

Hell Hound's Weekday Update: Hey, I can Swim!?

Hello odorless, non-edible device that mesmerizes humans. Did you read the newspaper this morning? Mrs. Obama says the family is getting a Portuguese Water Dog in April. They're "rescuing" him. As far as I remember, there were no Portuguese hounds in the contest to be America's Next First Dog. That means this dude didn't even go through the proper channels to be First Dog.

It looks like a classic case of nepotism to me. Ted Kennedy's dog "Splash" is probably lobbying for one of his shaggy-faced relatives. Maybe this is the Kennedy way of slipping back into political power. I, Hell Hound Dog, have uncovered a giant conspiracy, but no one will listen!

My fellow Americans, how can you turn your noses away from this sneaky political behavior? I thought America was a country where the underdog could have his day, and make something of himself: Not true today for me!

I'm depressed and bored, sitting here on the couch, getting lazier by the minute due to inactivity. This is the REAL fate of Americans. I'm going to dump over the kitchen garbage pail for kicks. Goodbye.

-Hell Hound


Bear Midnight Miller said...

Come over to my house! There's ricotta cheese on the top of the garbage pail! My mom didn't want me to have any because it makes me gassy and then I'll smell even worse. I almost got a bath today because it was nice outside but my mom didn't feel like getting the hose out of the shed and turning the water back on outside. Phew! That was a close one!

Hell Hound said...

Ricotta...Yes! I'm waiting until the screen door opens when Alpha Dog puts out the garbage, then I'll be on my way...We'll be great friends, I'm sure. I'm spayed, by the way, and currently a registered Democrat, but I'm planning to change that since I was NOT chosen to be the first dog. I enjoy long walks on the beach while digging up jellyfish and garbage for an impromtu romantic picnic snack. Just want to get that out in the open, lover bear. :)

jenx67 said...

these pots crack me up!

Carolyne said...

You are a kinder woman than me - letting your dog on your leather couch. I banished our cat for sharpening his claws on our couch. For the eighth time- Seventy times Seven - not working so well with me and the cat. Blessings and thanks for the chuckle. Again.

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