Phew! Today's lessons involved physical education. I got carried away with the tug of war. My little governess dangled the string and I blacked-out, convinced it was a mouse's tail. Then I used a tactic that I saw once on Tom and Jerry. I pretended my mouth was the entrance to a rodent nightclub. Well, I looked quite stupid. Then my Lady posted my folly on this blog for the world to see. I love my Lady to pieces, but this is a case of cyber-humiliation. Hell Hound has been instructed to write a report to submit to PETA. I really am a smart and dignified cat.
Oops...The little governess is calling. Time to hide.