Monday, January 24, 2011
Maybe, I Was Being Too Forward
Such was the case today as a river ran through my laundry room. Don’t ask me how it happened. I think this grumpy old house is mad at us for some reason this winter. Maybe the cause was a Matchbox car wedged down the drain pipe; I’ll never know. But I do know that my husband fixed it after about six curse-filled trips past me, out the front door and back from Home Depot, as I sat on the couch with our youngest, who had a fever.
At about 9 p.m., he asked me to turn on the faucets, flush the toilets and run the washing machine as he watched the pipes from the basement. So I held my breath and did it, with my finger in the phone book holding the page for Ray the plumber. After about ten minutes, he called me down there. I found him smiling and grimy.
“I think I fixed it,” he said. “Nothing is leaking.”
I looked at the old basement wall and discovered that he had ripped the sheet rock around the pipes. My eyes widened.
“Oh, don’t worry about that. I need to take the wall out and refinish the basement anyway,” he said, misreading my look.
But I wasn’t worried. I was infatuated. Did he just tear sheet rock? And did he just say he plans to redo the basement?
“Wow.” I said.
Next I was following him around like a 12 year-old groupie at a Justin Bieber concert, through the kitchen, back to the laundry room and finally into the bathroom where I bumped into him as he tried to shut the door.
“Um, I have to go, can you give me a minute? Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something you have to tell me?”
“I just want you to know that it was a beautiful, moving thing, what you did in there," I said, pointing to the laundry room.
“Loren, I just unclogged the drain and fixed a plastic pipe. I made a giant hole in the wall and it took me 10 hours.”
“Nevertheless, you are such a talented handy man," I said, pulling a business card out of my pocket that I happened to have on hand because I covered a work event earlier. “Call me,” I added, seriously, stuffing it into his shirt pocket. He took the card out and handed it back to me, laughing.
“Okay, well, I already know this number. Goodbye, insane woman.”
“Maybe when you get out of here I’ll see ya,” I said, as he pushed me out of the bathroom and shut the door, leaving me to wonder, as I leaned against it, if maybe, I was being too forward.
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