Sunday, October 09, 2011

Political Party Pooper!

Dear Governor Christie,

I am deeply disappointed that you chose not to run for President. I was anticipating possibly eight years of laughs from Photoshopping articles and political cartoons about you, superimposing my husband's picture. It's time to stop being a party pooper and reconsider so I can keep up with the national average of laughs per day, which, by the way, is currently at 17.


Loren Christie
New York


Milk Man said...

I'm sure I can provide enough jokes with my great sense of humor to keep up with the 17 laugh average. Who needs a President Christie when you have a Doctor Christie a.k.a. "Milk Man."

Loren Christie said...

not calling you Dr. or anything like it ... That wasn't in the contract. Well, call me Your Majesty and I'll consider it, maybe.

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Welcome to my writer's blog, started about six years ago for fun. Over time, the writing I have posted has ranged from personal reflection, to Long Island history research, to tall tales for my own amusement, to feature articles for local newspapers. As you can see from topics listed here, I travel in many mental directions in regard to interests. Click on the tabs and labels to explore my strange mind which senses that you may be having a criss-cross day. If so, perhaps this blog will distract you. However, please note that if you tell me my blog is beautiful just to get me to advertise rhinoplasty surgery and cheap drugs from Canada in your comment, I will ask the gods to give you a tail that cannot be concealed.


Loren Christie

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