Tuesday, May 15, 2012

My Porn Calendar: April/May

My idea of porn is an image of my husband being handy and I'm making a calendar for myself. Click on the label "porn calendar" below to see previous months.
I always have to tolerate the latest super hero movie to hit the theaters since my husband is a big fan of anything Marvel. Like a good wife I recently sat through The Avengers and I actually really liked it. However, I definitely think all of these super heroes are working way too hard to be sexy. For example, one might wonder: What's hotter than kissing Spiderman while he's hanging upside down from the side of a building? How about watching your husband put a new fence up for you in the dark (above). That can only be topped by seeing him coach his son's Little League team (below). That's my calendar centerfold, I think.

1 comment:

Milk Man said...

No comments on the sexy centerfold. I protest!

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