Dude, Where Am I? is Loren Christie's concrete attempt to write regularly, as part of a New Year's Resolution from 2008. This blog contains Loren's creative writing, and the opinions expressed herein are exclusively her own. They do not reflect the opinions of her husband, children, other family members, friends, neighbors or co-workers.
Loren welcomes signed comments. All comments are moderated.
Loren has created pseudonyms for her three children: big brother, the princess and baby Bigfoot. She refers to her husband as the Milk Man, since he is very diligent in bringing home dairy products. If Loren is particularly bored, she lets the pets post. These are the main characters of her blog. This online "book" fulfills Loren's need to leave a trail.
What is this blog about?
Depending on her mood, Loren posts:
-insane ramblings of talking animals
- book reviews for The Catholic Company and just for fun
-reviews of products and give aways
-other various attempts at fiction
-serious personal memoir about her faith journey and childhood
-a mostly comical, sometimes sentimental perspective on marriage
-records of her role as Stay At Home Mom to three young children so she can better understand why she's totally lost her mind.
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Dude, Where Am I? Gets Published!
Welcome to My Circus Column in Mom Writer's Literary Magazine Spring/Summer 2009
Rooted In Love -won honorable mention in WOW-Women on Writing Fall 2008 Essay Contest!
Welcome to My Circus Column, Fall/Winter 2009 online issue of MaMaZina
Rooted In Love -won honorable mention in WOW-Women on Writing Fall 2008 Essay Contest!
Welcome to My Circus Column, Fall/Winter 2009 online issue of MaMaZina
Reporters I Follow
Elizabeth Kathryn Gerold-Miller, reporter for The Long Island Motherhood Examiner (a local online news source)
Bonnie Way, reporter for Suite101 (an independent online magazine)
Frank S. Costanza, editor of The Southampton Press Western Edition (a local newspaper)
Greg Twachtman, reporter for The Pink Sheet (a publication focusing on prescription pharmaceuticals and biotechnology)
Read my articles at Suite101
Bonnie Way, reporter for Suite101 (an independent online magazine)
Frank S. Costanza, editor of The Southampton Press Western Edition (a local newspaper)
Greg Twachtman, reporter for The Pink Sheet (a publication focusing on prescription pharmaceuticals and biotechnology)
Read my articles at Suite101
Patron Saint of This Blog
Catholic saints are holy people and human people who lived extraordinary lives. Each saint the Church honors responded to God's invitation to use his or her unique gifts. God calls each one of us to be a saint. St. Francis De Sales is the patron saint of writers and journalists
Other Topics of Interest Here
Contributors
Dude Where Am I? Classics
- "In Sickness and in Health"- I Swear I Missed That Part
- Alert! Parents Without Dictionaries Shape Young Minds
- An Unforeseen Friendship
- Birth
- Burnt Chocolate Lollipops: Mommy Made Them with Love
- Coming of Age as the Cold War Ends
- Cue the Ducks
- Excuse Me, I'm Trying to Be Mad
- Feeling Unbalanced
- From the Mouths of Babes
- How To Be a Maverick Vice Presidential Candidate
- I Went to College to be an Elf
- In Love With the Milk Man
- Life is Sacred
- Loren the Robot Maid
- Mama's Still Got It
- Markers Make Kids Evil
- Mommy is Busted: Food Fight Ensues
- My Call of the Wild
- My Garden Has the Best Weed Ever
- Parental Alert: Suspicious Candies Tested
- Playboy For Kindergarteners?!
- Sometimes I Bake and Then Break Into My Own House
- St. Therese Dines at Friendly's
- Taking Young Children to Church Makes You Sin
- The Way to A Man's Heart is Through a Flat Screen
- Where's Your Heaven?
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