
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Weekly Gratitude Post

Thursday, January 07, 2010
The Loren/Elmo Project

Seven recipes in seven weeks, (come on now, I'm busy), can I ever do it? After seeing the Julie & Julia movie and attempting, but failing to get through reading the book, Julie & Julia: My Year of Cooking Dangerously by Julie Powell, I have decided to do a little parody on Dude, Where Am I?. I'll call it,
This idea came to me last night while I was attempting to be a mother extraordinaire who bakes homemade cookies from her William Sonoma Baking cookbook.
While I was standing over the oven watching the world's flattest chocolate chip cookies cool, I had an epiphany. What if I screwed up my way through the "Sweets" section of the Sesame Street cookbook C is for Cooking, by Susan McQuillan just for your entertainment? Would it be a publicity stunt for this blog? Of course. Do I risk the possibility of ticking off Cookie Monster and Elmo? Most definitely. Oh, this is going to be good, I thought. I hope Julie Powell doesn't find out and cleave me.
So I'll start in a few days with Rosita Monster's Honey Pear Crisp. Stay tuned for that. I promise these recipe posts will not become fodder for a movie, unless I get to star as myself opposite Harrison Ford as my controversial, twice-my-age husband. Sorry Milk Man. ;)
Here's how to ruin homemade cookies:
- Make the oven too hot
- Make the cookies too thin
- Don't rotate the pan while baking
- Remove the cookies too soon ("Cookies not done yet!" warns chef Cookie Monster.)
- Leave them in the pan too long.
Soften the butter in the microwave because you are impatient. Then you get my infamous Flat Stanley cookies shown below. (Close your eyes, Grandma.):

Monday, December 28, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Weekly Gratitude List

Ode to Autumn
by John Keats (1795- 1821)
Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness!
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eaves run;
To bend with apples the mossed cottage-trees,
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;
To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease,
For Summer has o'erbrimmed their clammy cells.
Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store?
Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find
Thee sitting careless on a granary floor,
Thy hair soft-lifted by the winnowing wind;
Or on a half-reaped furrow sound asleep,
Drowsed with the fume of poppies, while thy hook
Spares the next swath and all its twined flowers;
And sometimes like a gleaner thou dost keep
Steady thy laden head across a brook;
Or by a cider-press, with patient look,
Thou watchest the last oozings, hours by hours.
Where are the songs of Spring? Ay, where are they?
Think not of them, thou hast thy music too, -
While barred clouds bloom the soft-dying day
And touch the stubble-plains with rosy hue;
Then in a wailful choir the small gnats mourn
Among the river sallows, borne aloft
Or sinking as the light wind lives or dies;
And full-grown lambs loud bleat from hilly bourn;
Hedge-crickets sing, and now with treble soft
The redbreast whistles from a garden-croft;
And gathering swallows twitter in the skies.
Monday, November 02, 2009
Gratitude List
Tell me what you are thankful for...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Weekly Gratitude List
No longer forward nor behind I look in hope or fear; But, grateful, take the
good I find, The best of now and here.~John Greenleaf Whittier~
I am thankful for my home that I love so much. This is one of my favorite spots. When my house was young this space was a porch, but it is now enclosed with heat and tall windows.

Tell me what you are thankful for today. Send me a comment.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Weekly Gratitude List
1. a wonderful family
2. being blessed with all that I need plus more
3. fall
5. fresh pumpkin pie
What are you thankful for? Send me a comment.
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
Gratitude List
What are you grateful for this week?
Monday, September 28, 2009
Monday Gratitude List
Tell me something that you are thankful for this week. I enjoy your comments.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Vision

Thursday, January 01, 2009
You're Not REALLY Gonna Hold Me To This List, Right?
- Shake off that corny sense of humor that Milk Man is encouraging with his 2009 Dumb Jokes For the Year 2009 Crusade.
- Burn Trivial Pursuit and buy a new board game so next New Year's Eve your friends will invite you over again. Remember memorizing the cards and Milk Man's construction paper champion belt? How can we forget the first fight of the new year over trivial trivia like Leo or Leon Trotsky? Nuff said.
- Walk two - four miles in front of the television three days a week during the winter with your new Ipod drowning out walk instructor Leslie Sansone's shrill laugh. No excuses now.
- Pray more and worry less. (That's a serious one.)
- Try to immortalize your big mouth in the form of a published something-or-other.
- Poison Hell Hound with the used peanut oil from the New Year's Eve pizzas. (It didn't work.)
- Start a book club! (classics only to simulate board-bashing-head- penance) That's a lie, kids, I actually love the classics.
- Write every day, until everyone you know is afraid to come near, because things they do and an
d say will end up on your blog.
- 9. Eat more salad, for the health benefits, rather than just because it's the only meal you cannot burn.
- 10. Stop cleaning and play with the kids more often. Accept the fact that although you live with a group of filthy dwarfs, you are not Snow White.
- 11. If you have trouble keeping the above promises, resolve yourself to become like the garbage pail cover-eating squirrel that stares at you from the den window every morning. That means just accept being the same old Loren for another year. Bet the squirrel isn't writing a resolution list. ...Or is he??
---Here comes one of the dwarfs now, better hide the resolutions.
Dear Internet Traveler,
Welcome to my writer's blog, started about six years ago for fun. Over time, the writing I have posted has ranged from personal reflection, to Long Island history research, to tall tales for my own amusement, to feature articles for local newspapers. As you can see from topics listed here, I travel in many mental directions in regard to interests. Click on the tabs and labels to explore my strange mind which senses that you may be having a criss-cross day. If so, perhaps this blog will distract you. However, please note that if you tell me my blog is beautiful just to get me to advertise rhinoplasty surgery and cheap drugs from Canada in your comment, I will ask the gods to give you a tail that cannot be concealed.
Fondly,
Loren Christie