Thursday, July 24, 2008
In Love With The Milk Man
The truth of the matter is, people tend to be more honest and vulnerable in their sleep. I remember as a teenager knowing that the middle of the night was the best time to ask mom for money. At slumber parties, I was always the first tween to fall asleep. That meant that I’d find my underwear in the freezer the next morning next to the box of Eggos.These days sleeping still gets me in trouble. One night I mumble something about loving the milkman. Although this occupation no longer exists, my husband, who works long hours, grows suspicious. He knows I get my groceries delivered sometimes. He decides to question me further, hoping my replies will be audible. He leans close to my ear in the middle of the night and asks, “What about the milkman?"
Fast asleep, I respond, “Oh, I loooooooove him.” My husband sits up, surprised.
“Really!?” Negatively intrigued, he investigates. “What do you love about him?”
"I always run out of milk...He brings it even when I forget...to ...ask.”
My husband pauses in the dark, wondering if he'll soon regret his secret interrogation. He whispers, “What’s his name?”He taps my arm until I reply.
“His name is…. You. If you were a super hero... you’d be... Milk Man.”
“Huh?” He laughs. OH. Okay, that's right, it’s me…Well, Goodnight.”
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