Saturday, September 06, 2008

Cookie Monster FOUND!

With the odds stacked against him, a courageous stuffed toy, "Cookie Monster" crawls his way through the brush and out from a dark hole in the Christie yard, collapsing on the open grass, where he is whisked away by a preschooler with a toy helicopter to the laundry room. When his ruthless attacker, Hell Hound, the family dog, stalks him there, Cookie Monster bravely stands his ground from atop the washing machine, shouting Robert DiNiro's infamous catchphrase from Taxi Driver, "You talk'in to me?!!" After several agonizing days of being held captive by Hell Hound, who reportedly moved the poor stuffed toy to several holes throughout the yard, Cookie Monster is physically drained. He is currently in hiding under baby Bigfoot's toddler bed.

(Editor's note: Yes, reader, I am crazy, but here's a secret, life is more fun this way.)
Cookie Monster: "You talk'in to me!?"

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Welcome to my writer's blog, started about six years ago for fun. Over time, the writing I have posted has ranged from personal reflection, to Long Island history research, to tall tales for my own amusement, to feature articles for local newspapers. As you can see from topics listed here, I travel in many mental directions in regard to interests. Click on the tabs and labels to explore my strange mind which senses that you may be having a criss-cross day. If so, perhaps this blog will distract you. However, please note that if you tell me my blog is beautiful just to get me to advertise rhinoplasty surgery and cheap drugs from Canada in your comment, I will ask the gods to give you a tail that cannot be concealed.


Loren Christie

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