Free Dog : "HELL HOUND"
Rescued from a terrorist training camp. Sweet disposition, loves children who feed her...is more than willing to commit atrocities in exchange for 100 steaks in heaven. She's an excellent vacuum for spills and messes in the kitchen. This dog is better than an electric blanket in the winter. Needs a compassionate owner willing to overlook her inappropriate relationships with pillows, and murderous nature regarding stuffed toys. Free Shipping to anywhere on planet Earth! Leave a comment if interested. (No fur makers, please.)