Saturday, September 13, 2008

Wolf at My Tea Party

Attention Pet Lovers!
Free Dog : "HELL HOUND"
Rescued from a terrorist training camp. Sweet disposition, loves
children who feed more than willing to commit atrocities in exchange for 100 steaks in heaven. She's an excellent vacuum for spills and messes in the kitchen. This dog is better than an electric blanket in the winter. Needs a compassionate owner willing to overlook her inappropriate relationships with pillows, and murderous nature regarding stuffed toys. Free Shipping to anywhere on planet Earth! Leave a comment if interested. (No fur makers, please.)


Anonymous said...

Hell Hound! My long lost sister! I always knew you'd be clever enough to sucker in some humans! I am trapped on death row at the Wantagh Animal Shelter. Come quick! -Roscoe Dog

Anonymous said...

The humans are not really giving me away, they love me despite my horrid nature, and can not go through with it. Maybe if I steal the jump drive from the guy who eats egg sandwiches and doesn't share, and run all the way to where you're imprisoned, he'll see you there and be suckered into taking you home. Request a bath, I'm on my way! -Hell Hound"

Elizabeth Kathryn Gerold-Miller said...

You need a rabbit to eat the leftover veggies, unless your dog eats them too.

Loren Christie said...

She'll eat veggies if she sees another animal eating them. She fights with squirrels over berries and things they lift from my garbage. I've been feeding one squirrel in hopes he'll grow fatter than Hell Hound, and finish her off. Have to go, my husband's jump drive is missing...He needs that for work. -Loren

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