Sunday, September 21, 2008

Loren is named 2008 Wife of the Year by Online Test!

Alarmed over her recent poor test results, which shattered her status as the perfect housewife, Loren went to the Discovery Health Channel website this evening. Luckily, according to a marriage test posted there, there's no need to worry, Milk Man. Even though she may not be the perfect 1930's wife, according to an important man, Dr. John Gottman, author of The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work, your marriage is strong, anyway. Let's just say she's the perfect 2008 Wife. Thank God for the Internet.

Readers, "How Strong is Your Marriage?"

Note: The pictures (above and in the post below) are available as magnets, notepads, etc. from They are hysterical, actual vintage ads reworded.

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Dear Internet Traveler,

Welcome to my writer's blog, started about six years ago for fun. Over time, the writing I have posted has ranged from personal reflection, to Long Island history research, to tall tales for my own amusement, to feature articles for local newspapers. As you can see from topics listed here, I travel in many mental directions in regard to interests. Click on the tabs and labels to explore my strange mind which senses that you may be having a criss-cross day. If so, perhaps this blog will distract you. However, please note that if you tell me my blog is beautiful just to get me to advertise rhinoplasty surgery and cheap drugs from Canada in your comment, I will ask the gods to give you a tail that cannot be concealed.


Loren Christie

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