Girls who play with blocks get marriage proposals. (Sorry Jason, I just wasn't ready to commit.)
The Justice System is flawed. Punching boys gets you in trouble, even if they did look down your shirt.
Set the bar lower, and you'll get reward spots on a giraffe. Next time, to SECURE my spot, I 'll be sure to demonstrate how to make onion dip for the class, instead of writing and illustrating my own poem.
While gluing cotton balls to a plate that will form the face of Santa Claus, the teacher informs us that he doesn't really exist. Thanks for clearing that up; I'm a better person today for knowing the truth.
Nine Year olds can predict the results of an election. (Reagan beat Mondale in our class election.)
An Act of God,(Hurricane Gloria), can ensure up to two whole weeks of no school. God is Great.
Don't play Spin the Bottle with ugly people.
Leave me alone; I'm trying to figure out this Rubik's Cube.
Bad things happen when you soak your hair in lemon juice, slather on baby oil, and sun bathe.
I am the hottest thing since sliced bread.
Boys are evil. Thanks to Rave (super hold) hairspray, my hair defies gravity, and stays in place, even in tornadoes.
A person can fail a road test three times and still get a driver's license in NY state.
Twelfth Grade: Did this year happen? ....Um, ... Oh, -Took extensive course at Taco Bell.
Complete Works of Shakespeare, USED: $135. 99......Watching your English professor dramatically act out excerpts of Hamlet with a heavy Indian accent: PRICELESS.
College, Graduate Degree:
Diploma= PAY RAISE!
Oh, Was I supposed to remember the curriculum?