Big Brother is skating across the wood floor in his new school sneakers. I ask him to stop because he's about to fall on his face. "But Mommy, I'm fast. Faster than a Jesus Christ Lizard." I get mad. "What did you say?" I ask in a stern voice. He repeats himself, innocently. I go into a lecture about respecting the name of Jesus. "No, but Mommy, there is a lizard called the Jesus Christ Lizard and I learned all about him on the National Geographic website. Intrigued, and half-disbelieving, I ask him to show me. He does.
"Oh," I say, "MY BAD."
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