Monday, September 29, 2008

Returned To Sender!!!

- Hell Hound is sent back from China!
Mostly Honorable President Hu Jintao
September 29, 2008
Dear American Family Christie,
What kind of Birthday gift offering is this!? I try to unwrap this creature who make nice coat and she bite Senior Advisor's ankles. Then she run all over hills of China, to Great Wall. To make matters worse, she break into Pokemon factory and rip stuffed dolls to shreds. Now American children will not have Pokemon dolls in time for Santa visit. I send dog back. She is no good. Meat on her is plentiful, however, she not sit still for coat making. Cook feed her box of drugged fortune cookies and she live. Worst problem of all, she eat my cell phone. Now I lost all numbers of world leaders from Happy Relations trip.
If you do not accept full postage for shipment of this beast, I am considering this OFFICIAL Act of War!!!
The Mostly Honorable,
cc: President George W. Bush
Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il
Rev. Al Sharpton
Mr. Dog Whisperer

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