Thursday, October 16, 2008

News Flash: Most Unhealthy Eater in U.S. is NOT Milkman

Brad Sciullo ate a 15 pound hamburger in 4 hours in a bar in Pennsylvania. Upon hearing the news, Pope Benedict XVI granted Milkman one free indulgence Taquito from 7-Eleven, (for not being as bad an eater as THIS guy).
That's a suicide burger, Brad. Put it down and walk away, slowly. On the other hand, it could be a positive thing if you're employed by the Japanese government as a "research" fisherman. I'm sure female whales think you're hot.


Catherinette Singleton said...

Why on God's green earth would anyone eat that much freaking red meat? Don't get me wrong, I can f up a burger, but 15 pounds!! That's bigger than a freaking baby!!

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of those "heart attack heroes" I used to eat for breakfast every now and again in my younger days - four eggs, bacon, sausage and American cheese - back when I was working retail and still had the metabolism to not have it affect me. I was not the only one and we used to joke about how we could feel days of our lives disappearing with each bite. Oh, to be young and ignorant about eating healthy again...


Loren Christie said...

I think I remember seeing you eat like that, Gt.

Bear Midnight Miller said...

That would be really tempting for me, but I think it would take me a week to eat it and I would probably get sick all over my person's house. There is a famous olympic swimmer who might be able to eat it though. I think they call him Michael Phelps.

Romy and Andrew said...

My husband, a reformed burger addict, was trying hard to pretend that this was disgusting, but i could tell from the overproduction of saliva that he desperately wanted to be this dude.

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