Thursday, October 16, 2008

Hell Hound's Weekday Update: What the Ruff??
















Hello odorless, non-edible television device that mesmerizes humans. Today I got some very upsetting news AND I AM MAD! The Christies are sending me to Russia to live with President Vladimir Putin's tiger. PETA, if you're out there, IS THIS LEGAL?!


I think it's time for me to lawyer up. I hate snow. This is $#%!

Early the Next Morning...



Well, Obviously no one in cyberspace loves me. This is a dog-eat-dog world, so I have to take care of my own tail. My overnight bag is packed. In it I put Alpha Dog's cell phone, my police badge, one pair of dress socks, a battered blue bunny, Big Brother's lunch box, all the boxes of tasty human snacks that I could reach in the cupboard, and dirty purple panties. I even was able to print my fake passport from South America. (Thank you Massimo Thug, the ID dog). I'm ready to drink some Vodka with a tiger and his pack of Putins. I have to catch a plane to Russia now. Wish me luck, odorless, non-edible television device that mesmerizes humans. The Christies will be sorry I'm gone.

-Hell Hound

4 comments:

Ghost of Roscoe Dog said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right, HELL HOUND!! I hope they serve you up with some Chicken Kiev. It won't be long now until we meet again, Sister!

Catherinette Singleton said...

Don't send him away to Russia! He'll never survive. He's just a little guy.

Loren Christie said...

I can't believe someone in cyberspace loves Hell Hound. Doesn't she look so cute? Trust me, Catherinette, spend one day with this dog and you'll be wishing you had a shotgun.

Milk Man said...

I concur and I brought Hell Hound home.

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