Thursday, January 29, 2009

My Life As Norman Whiskers: Meatz Located!

As Norman Whiskers painstakingly prepares his gift of MEATZ for Mr. Butcher, the ghost cat living in the attic, the furry specter watches from a dark corner of room, ...and is NOT pleased.


Putz said...

lovelely lovely loren, that is the way i shalt address you, your lovelyness.....i tied to give jaspher bell some milk in his meaty cat food and he rejected it out right

Aly @ Lip Zip said...

I can't stop laughing. Poor kitty!!

Elizabeth Kathryn Gerold-Miller said...

Hell Hound you'd better stay away from my chocolate pudding pie. I promise it has no meat in it. Plus, chocolate is very bad for dogs. I wouldn't want you to accuse me of poisoning you. On the other hand, it is very good for humans, especially female ones. It makes us feel happy. And a happy owner makes a happy pet!

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Welcome to my writer's blog, started about six years ago for fun. Over time, the writing I have posted has ranged from personal reflection, to Long Island history research, to tall tales for my own amusement, to feature articles for local newspapers. As you can see from topics listed here, I travel in many mental directions in regard to interests. Click on the tabs and labels to explore my strange mind which senses that you may be having a criss-cross day. If so, perhaps this blog will distract you. However, please note that if you tell me my blog is beautiful just to get me to advertise rhinoplasty surgery and cheap drugs from Canada in your comment, I will ask the gods to give you a tail that cannot be concealed.


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