Saturday, October 25, 2008

Astronauts Say Space is SO Boring

According to a recent study by NASA, astronauts are getting depressed on space missions. They're staring out of portals instead of doing important space experiments. So NASA is giving them a robot psychologist to help sort through the stress and horror of wearing chrome clothing for months while existing on freeze-dried ice cream. This is your federal tax dollars at work, my friends, and astronauts thank you. Is this extraterrestrial boredom the result of an over-entertained and technologically dependent modern human society? Nah, space is just dull. You see one martian, you've seen them all. Weightlessness is only funny the first time you use a shuttle port-a-potty. Everybody knows the REAL new frontier is Best Buy.

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Welcome to my writer's blog, started about six years ago for fun. Over time, the writing I have posted has ranged from personal reflection, to Long Island history research, to tall tales for my own amusement, to feature articles for local newspapers. As you can see from topics listed here, I travel in many mental directions in regard to interests. Click on the tabs and labels to explore my strange mind which senses that you may be having a criss-cross day. If so, perhaps this blog will distract you. However, please note that if you tell me my blog is beautiful just to get me to advertise rhinoplasty surgery and cheap drugs from Canada in your comment, I will ask the gods to give you a tail that cannot be concealed.


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