According to a recent study by NASA, astronauts are getting depressed on space missions. They're staring out of portals instead of doing important space experiments. So NASA is giving them a robot psychologist to help sort through the stress and horror of wearing chrome clothing for months while existing on freeze-dried ice cream. This is your federal tax dollars at work, my friends, and astronauts thank you. Is this extraterrestrial boredom the result of an over-entertained and technologically dependent modern human society? Nah, space is just dull. You see one martian, you've seen them all. Weightlessness is only funny the first time you use a shuttle port-a-potty. Everybody knows the REAL new frontier is Best Buy.
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